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Three Dogs

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?"

"Ummm, I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ......

"Liver alone, cheese mine."

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"Blondes are NOT Stupid" Convention Crazy English Language Eight Signs You Have Nothing to do at Work Bible Scripture My New Spell Checker If Microsoft Built Cars Three Dogs Did You Ever Notice? Lunch Ten Dollars	Stupid People Frustrated Toddler Fable A.A.A.D.D. Forbidden Fruit The Perfect Job Bank Loan ...And your occupation is? The Computer Swallowed Grandma You know you live in 2004 when...	Aging How blonde is too blonde? The Creation Story Last in Line Driver's License How To Tell If You're From California Interesting Observations How To Sex A Fly New Book Releases Senior Citizens
Fluctuations Garfield Why Math is Taught in School How Do These People Survive? Vampires You might be a Floridian if... Short Jokes Quips Chocolate Understanding Engineers - Take Nine	Inner Peace Five Days With the Flu Why Women Are Crabby Prayer For Women	Coming Soon!

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