Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me and we all could use a little calm from time to time.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

The article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished ..., and before leaving the house this morning:

I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel....

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