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A.A.A.D.D.

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes:

I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first. Now, where is my check book OOPS, there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for those checks. But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, or maybe I'll pop it into the refrigerator to keep it cold for a while. I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the counter and uh oh!

There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots -- Aaaaaagh!

Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We will never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs. I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the check book still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!

I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail... Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T REMEMBER WHO I'VE SENT THIS TO!!!

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"Blondes are NOT Stupid" Convention Crazy English Language Eight Signs You Have Nothing to do at Work Bible Scripture My New Spell Checker If Microsoft Built Cars Three Dogs Did You Ever Notice? Lunch Ten Dollars	Stupid People Frustrated Toddler Fable A.A.A.D.D. Forbidden Fruit The Perfect Job Bank Loan ...And your occupation is? The Computer Swallowed Grandma You know you live in 2004 when...	Aging How blonde is too blonde? The Creation Story Last in Line Driver's License How To Tell If You're From California Interesting Observations How To Sex A Fly New Book Releases Senior Citizens
Fluctuations Garfield Why Math is Taught in School How Do These People Survive? Vampires You might be a Floridian if... Short Jokes Quips Chocolate Understanding Engineers - Take Nine	Inner Peace Five Days With the Flu Why Women Are Crabby Prayer For Women	Coming Soon!

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(E) Everyone -- Appropriate for folks of all ages. (T) Older Teens -- Appropriate for folks aged 13 and older. * (A) Adult -- Appropriate only for folks 18 and older. *Adult Access (C) Colorful -- Appropriate only for folks 18 and older; however, these are jokes that some may find offensive. *Colorful Access Our "A" and "C" rated jokes are password protected areas. We will only give access to those who request, and only to those who certify that they are aged 18 and over. As we really have no way to know for sure, we do advise that parents supervise their children online. While we have password protected these pages, we cannot always be sure that those who enter these areas are truly over the age of 18. Responsiblity for minors on the internet is being left in the hands of their parents and/or guardians. We will not be held liable for anyone under age accessing this material. Please, we do ask that if you are under 18, do not email asking for access. If you are easily offended, please do not view the jokes in our "C" rated section. Jokes in the "A" and "C" rated sections may contain vulgar language, sexual, adult, racial, prejudicial or violent material. Jokes in the "E" rated category may contain innuendos that some parents may object to. ** When emailing, please do NOT ALTER the subject line. In the body of the email, please state your first name, last initial, and email address. Please also certify that you are over the age of 18, and give your year of birth. If any of the requested information is omitted, access will NOT be given. Passwords will be changed on a regular basis. So, if you received access once and return, you will have to re-request a password to enter again.