Sir, What Have You Seen?

Sir, what have you seen?
Dame, I've seen a sight'
Saw an ox lift his legs
Dancing lightly on eggs,
Never breaking one!
What a fib, my son!

Sir, what have you seen?
Dame, I've seen a sight!
Saw a frog in the sun---
With a distaff she spun,
Getting rich by a ditch!
What a fib, my son!

Sir, what have you seen?
Dame, I've seen a sight!
Saw a fly do tricks,
With paving bricks
On his nose, just for fun!
What a fib, my son!

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